Foreword: Love me some Iliza / [by Mayim Bialik] -- Introduction: Girl logic: it doesn't mean you're "crazy"--It just means you're a girl -- You're a woman-- be confident! ("But not so confident that it makes everyone else insecure" is actually what they mean) -- Case clothed -- Guy logic: a primer -- Oh boy, it's a guys' girl -- Sex: a comprehensive guide. JK, but I did write a lot -- Perfect love, perfect life: the ultimate girl fantasy -- How to text a man without throwing your phone through a window -- Sorry, I can hear you over how single you are -- Girl on girl -- The unfunny chromosome -- It's all about the "at bats"-- Afterword: I care, you care, we all care, but ... not all the time.